Turtle Time and Baby Teeth
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Best Sailor Scout? Can you name the teenage mutant ninja turtles? Have you seen a baby skull? Do you say STD or STI? Are you too old to crowd surf?
What's the deal with Toucan Sam? Do Medusa's snakes poop? Can you name twins the same name? Your baby is switched at birth, do you switch back?
Did McGruff the crime dog come to your school? How do you hold your fork?
Have you ever tampered with food? How many raccoons could you fight?
What's the hardest thing about being a parent? You can only keep one: corn or porn?
How many blowfish hang out with Hootie? Do you know any of your eskimo bros? Is it cool to date your friends exes? How do you pronounce Megan? Do bees like honey? Will Trump win?
Should assisted suicide be legal? What's the best fun size halloween candy? Antidepressant or Tolkien?
A "Would You Rather" round. Geoff has a "question" about Hustlers. Are people hotter with a mask? If you could randomize your baby's features, would you?
When you shave, where do you start? Is it okay to enjoy your own creative output? What word does Geoff always say? Have you heard about the feral hogs? Have you ever tried to use a phone in a dream?
What is virtue signalling? What, besides music, can be covered? Would you take an experimental COVID-19 vaccine?